If you are buying an Xbox One or PlayStation 4 this holiday season and thought last week's episode of South Park couldn't make you feel any more ashamed, it's our unfortunate duty to inform you, that you certainly can and that tonight's episode of the show proves it.
The Culture: South Park finishes what it started, our fanboy humiliation is now complete

Ah, games. Those things we all need to have plenty of to justify the somewhat lofty cost of the Xbox One. Despite the Xbox One’s live television functionality and stable of entertainment apps, it’s the games that will sell the Xbox One initially. As such, Microsoft needs to ensure that the Xbox One has a stable of decent games from Day One.
The launch trailer for Ryse: Son of Rome
Xbox One users will get a native YouTube application.
Nope, we're still waiting for the kind folks at the United Parcel Service to deliver our next-generation Xbox One consoles, but that doesn't mean you have to wait until then to get your review fix. With their embargoes now lifted, loads of gaming websites are starting to share their final thoughts on the Xbox One. Surprisingly, most of them are mixed.
The version of the Xbox LIVE that will debut with the Xbox One is the biggest update to Xbox LIVE since its inception in the early 2000s.
With just days to go until users officially get their hands on the Xbox One, Microsoft is taking the opportunity to build hype for Friday's launch by detailing the features users can expect in many of its applications. Today's app? Twitch.
Users with an Xbox One on the way can get the Xbox One SmartGlass application on their respective mobile platforms right now.
Don't have an Xbox One pre-order yet? You could show up to your local GameStop with hat-in-hand early Thursday afternoon. Or you can get up super early tomorrow morning and place a pre-order with Amazon.